Thursday, January 10, 2008
Mrs Smith is my lit teacher, english teacher and form teacher. Uhoh =/
Plus she taught me in sec 2! So she knows me already. Uhohhh.
One good thing though, though everyone may have been sleeping in the previous class, nobody sleeps in her class =P I don't even feel sleepy. Her lessons are fast-paced and the time seems to pass fast as well...
She fines 10 cents everytime someone says 'Huh?' Cos it's uncouth =X and 50 cents everytime someone doesn't bring a dictionary.
Xiang Yu owes her about $1.20 for saying 'huh?' over the past three days already (:
There are many others, but nowhere near as indebted as him.
In the court of Smith, there are various things to note:
Mrs Smith is judge, jury, and executioner :(
Whatever anyone says in class can and will be used against him.
No saying 'huh'. 10 cents fine.
No filthy words. Failure to comply will result in a trip to the toilet to wash the mouth or the usage of Mrs Smith's own stock of Dettol.
No corny jokes.. =P
Whenver someone asks a stupid question, his partner will get slapped. (Hmm not really lah)
Dictionaries are to be brought to every lit and english lesson. 50 cents fine.
Mrs Smith must be notified 24 hours in advance if the student will be absent from her class for reasons such as competitions.
Mrs Smith's name is not Mrs Smif, Mrs Smit, or Mrs Smurf.
Extensions must be requested before the day of the deadline. Failure to comply will result in being sent out of class.
When outside class and wishing to come back inside, one must be able to convince Mrs Smith why she should accept you back into class in with interesting and original speech.
Some Maxims:
The fool is the whetstone of the wit.
There is a thin line between giftedness and retardation.
(:
I was super distracted during class two days ago, but it's better now!
express yourself {7:06 PM}
